This is my friend Justin.
This is my friend Justin’s phone number.
He is the world’s worst person to telephone. Tom Cruise and his Impossible Mission Force (SEE: Scientology) wouldn’t be able to get a hold of this guy if the fate of the universe depended on it.
Me? I can’t even just go get tacos with the guy.
So here’s the challenge. You have until 11:59 PM September 21st, 2010 to get a hold of this guy. You can talk about the weather, ask him out on a date, or invite him to go get tacos (I expect to be included in this).
If you are the first person whose call he takes, you get $50 USD. (I say that in case you are from England and try to trick me into paying you 50 pounds.)Check the video out of me at the bottom of the blog for more.
THE RULES
1. You must video-record yourself calling him and have it uploaded to Facebook, You Tube, etc. BEFORE the deadline. Late submissions will not count.
1 ½. The call must be on speaker phone. I want to know what you talk about.
2. There is no limit to how many times you can call. Bug him as much as you like, if you think it will increase your chances, by all means.
3. NO leaving voicemails. It is not the intention of this to clutter up his inbox.
3. For those of you who know this gentleman, you CANNOT use any other means to get a hold of him first. That means no text messaging, social networks, emails, calling other phone lines, smoke signals or going to his house and saying hi. I will verify with the man (once I can get a hold of him) if there was any Tom Foolery.
4. Cheating in any other way that I cannot foresee will not be tolerated.
5. If you intend to participate, please e-mail me your address so that if you win I can mail you your winning prize. redheadcrusader@gmail.com
6. If you are or have been something other than platonic with him, you are not eligible as he might actually care about your call.
So that’s it. Let’s keep this fair and clean and I’m excited to see the videos and see if he actually answers the call.
GOOD LUCK.
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