DATES

As we creep over the hill into the later half of the year and I turn my awesome Dr. Horrible calendar to the right month (it was a few behind), I find myself starting to reserve some important days as well as scratch my head at the decision of other people for their own important dates.

August 28th, 2010 Martin Luther King’s… Glenn Beck Day

It’s no coincidence that the most recent right-winged nut job to join the collection of the O’Hannbaugh decided to piggy back a day revered for changing America as his platform to spew his baloney to the masses.




THE O'HANNBAUGH

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503544_162-20014993-503544.html?tag=mncol;lst;9

The scary thing is, over 87,000 people turned out for this. Beck was hoping for around 300,000 but regardless, the fact that that many absent-minded sheep followed him is a disturbing sign that people are willing to be spoon fed anything.



We don’t need the government to tell us how to live our lives and we don’t need FOX News commentators (I refuse to call any of them journalists) to do it either.

September 8th, 2010 Grindhouse

Tomorrow night is Machete at the Drive-in. It’s going to be legendary!



September 10th, 2010 Birfday Goodness

Jess is having a birthday party! She’s super cool and you should become her friend on Facebook so that way we can all party. She's a cool cat and has a badminton court. I know what you're thinking, why don't I go find some hip seniors and then I can play shuffle board and bridge while I'm at it, but Badminton is too legit to quit. Plus that little birdie that you bang around, it's professionally called a shuttlecock.

Yeah, I went there.

September 11th, 2010 International Burn a Kuran Day…. Wait what?



Are you freaking kidding me? Why is it, that when people feel threatened by a minority/fraction of a larger group of people that the only way to retaliate is by lashing out at the wrong side of the coin because it’s easier to do? Check out the interview here.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05t17RNjGYA&feature=fvst

This is just plain stupid and it’s a shameful misrepresentation of America and the Muslim culture. I intend to light a candle for the tragedy and stay silent for a few hours out of respect. What a horrible way to taint an already even more horrible event.

Plus this whole nonsense is never going to stop until one side becomes the bigger person. I’m not saying I agree with Obama’s concept of “let’s be friends,” but by doing this we insult and tick off 1.5 billion Muslims let alone endangering all our troops in hostile areas and putting them further in harm’s way.

We built this country on the sense of practicing freedom in our everyday lives. I understand it’s your right to burn what you want, but I think this world would be in a much better place if we just tried to put ourselves in each others shoes just once a day.

This Pastor Terry Jones of the Dove World Outreach Center should call the Westboro Baptists, maybe they can have a picnic together.

October 11th, 2010 Super Secret Surprise for Two!

You don’t get to know about this one, I just wanted to rub it in your face that it will be AWESOME.

October 17th, 2010 Insanity

The Germans have Oktoberfest and we have… a bunch of people drinking around a keg in the woods. Theirs is a month long. Ours is one weekend. Sure it doesn’t have the pizzazz or event coordination of that thing they do over there, but hey, if you want to have fun and hang out with me and some of the funniest people on the planet, RSVP ASAP.

October 23rd 2010 Brave New World Zombie Walk

Last year’s Zombie invasion of downtown Newhall was almost last minute and it didn’t get enough hype fast enough. This year, they and I are pulling out all the stops. For donating just one can of food (but you better bring a dozen you louse!) you get to be corpsified, and then moan and drag your dead-self to the Newhall Park’s version of Frightfest. I mean what’s not to love?



November 13th, 2010 Thanksweenie

Oh yeah, five years running, the greatest made up but really real holiday returns. As usual, seating is limited so start impressing (SEE:Bribe) for a spot at this delicious banquet of food. Rumor has it that they’re will either be a an arts and craft masquerade project and/or a jumper. Did I mention the Turducken?

Damn straight.


December 10th, 2010 Birthday She BANG!

So I’m trying to decide what to do for this year’s birthday. I already have next years set for the lucky other 11 that decide to join me, (can we say renting a blimp?) so I’m not sure yet what to do. I don’t know what kind of a budget I’ll be on, but I’m still hovering towards the idea of renting Landshark (not the beer) or renting out The Pearl motel in San Diego and having a soiree. Notice I said soiree and not party because when you do something that classy, party just doesn’t fit the mold.

Oh and TRON: Legacy comes out.

Add Halloween, Thanksgiving and Christmas to it and it kind of makes me feel all gooey inside.

Gross.