Just Another Manic Monday.

Today’s blog is brought to you by the word IRONY.

It’s funny how sometimes I get it right.

Valentine’s Day was yesterday and hopefully you stumbled across THE GREATEST CARDS EVER in time. If you didn’t, well there’s always next year.

Right now, I’m dead tired. I spent my evening romancing four men as we rebuilt the seasonal section at my new store. The short story is I got screwed into working a graveyard shift on Valentine’s Day. I know, I know, I’ve been meaning to write what my new job is like, and I promise it’s coming! (SEE: HELL) Either way, I’ve been up for over 24 hours and my body isn’t really feeling it because last time I pulled this stunt, I at least gave it a free Grand Slam.

To top it off, I’m a little peeved because I tried to mail a bill this morning at one of those mom and pop postage shops. When I asked for a stamp, he told me they were out! (SEE: ULTIMATE FAIL) How do you run out of what the core of your business is? That’s like Starbucks being out of coffee. Come on man. The guy looked completely helpless too, like the kind of poor unfortunate soul who can’t pass the DMV driving test after the fourteenth time. Am I the only one who thinks if you fail after three strikes you lose your license for a decade?

While browsing the web, I discovered a few things.

1. Heidi Montag is our new Michael Jackson.
2. TeeFury is having a $5 dollar random sale, so get on that.
3. I really wish I was a little more artistic.

How It Should Have Ended or HISHE.com (SEE: EBONICS) as it is more commonly called is offering a $1,000 dollar prize to the most original revamp of either Wolverine, Taken, or New Moon. The sad part is I KNOW I could come up with a serious contender if I could only draw worth a hill of beans. I really need to become BFF with someone who knows how to use a pencil for more than just air drum solos. So here’s my wanted ad:

WANTED: Cartoonist/Artist/Drawer/Notebook Doodler who is seeking to become the Jack Kirby to my Stan Lee. We’ll be best buds and give each other spicy high-fives all the time. Serious applications only please.

In the meantime I think I’m going to try and draw a stick figure comic strip of what my brilliance is trying so desperately to animate out.

Other then that, I’ve just spent the day wondering why people want to read celebrities biographies when there are so many more entertaining stories out there in the world. Check out the band below, they’ll be playing at Coachella this year and they are awesome.



P.S. Sorry for all the hyperlinks, I tend to get a little carried away.