Deep (and very random) Thoughts

So I was looking through my notepad on my phone today and began reading some quick mental snipets of things I thought important enough to write down for a rainy day. The only problem? I can't remember why. Enjoy.

The holidays are riddled with censporship - if I had to guess, I'm going to say this had something to do with people being afraid to say merry christmas or happy hannakah at their work and instead settling for the generic happy holidays phrase to avoid confrontation. That or my mom had finally just told me Santa Claus doesn't actually exist. I'm 50/50 on this one.

A poletender not a bartender- I think this one is just some funny remark I heard about the difference of an attractive woman working at a seedy joint.

How is Lawerence Fishborne AKA Cowboy Curtis still acting- ok I think I used this one already, but seriously, how does a black man in cowskin chaps who wrangles talking sofas sit as the figurehead (the pontiff if you will) on the highest grossing tv series of all time? No justice I tell you.

People who watch porn are hypocrites against prop 8 - You might say your repulsed by all things gay but you know you have stare at his plumbing to check out hers. And if you try and say you're only into chick on chick... I'm just going to raise an eyebrow to what it was you exactly were against. BUSTED!
*I also wrote something about sneezing during self-appreciation time. What in the world....

While we are on the subject of porn, why doesn't 3D porn exist - I'm no expert, but it seems more and more movies these days are going into the realm of the third dimension. Why hasn't the porn biz jumped on this band wagon? If you asked me genitalia that popped seems like a no brainer to me.

Commercials with famous people just soaking it up - is it just me or does anyone actually want to watch Liv Tyler play a Nintendo DS with their friends while the rest of us common folk have to suffer and toil to make a days income? I grow tired of seeing people who have made it handed the easy life and being reminded of it irks me to no end. In truth I'm just jealous that I can't afford a DS I know Ms. Tyler just got for free. Damn her.

No name critics writing bad movie review taglines - nothing cracks me up more than when I look at the cover of a movie and read the words "this movie will blow you're mind!" I then look at the quotes source and it will read "Jack Smith at www.iliveathome.com" it just tickles me to know end. Also as an added bonus of knowledge dropped, if you see a movie you have never heard of dropping comparisons of popular titles like, "Scarier than JAWS" just set it down and walk away. Total trap.

I also have a list of things to do before I die on here which for now, ill keep to myself. However, if any of you are down to hitchhike like a hobo on a freight train, let me know.

That about sums up the spiderwebs in my brain closet. I'm writing this from a notepad on my cellphone so I apologize for any typos in advance. My fat digits and these little buttons are a recipe for disaster. I'm off to go bike some more around Oregon! Ciao!